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Sunday, July 31, 2005

Yes. Yes, I am.

Me: So I can't decide if I should get both or a cheaper version of one or...
Brian: Jesus Christ!
Me: What?
Brian: Did you just take that wanton out of the frying pan with your bare hands?
Me: Er, yes... Why?
Brian: Dude! The sizzling oil?
Me: Doesn't bother me.
Brian: Are you not real? Are you a robot?

Anonymous el Greco said...

She's a tough chick, obviously.

1:58 AM  
Blogger Cruel Hazel said...

It's all about building up a healthy tolerance, hon.
BTW, sorry I keep missing you! You've usually signed off by the time I wake up!

11:09 AM  
Blogger Johnny said...

domo arrigato
mrs. roboto!!!

i have a secret!
secret secret!

9:18 PM  
Blogger indecentoffense said...

on the upside of that episode, i'm sure you no longer have fingerprints since they've probably been burned off by the hot oil...which is convenient if you ever feel like robbing anything.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous José said...

indecent offense, wouldn't we know it was her by the lack of fingerprints?

I make tortillas with my bare hands. People get scared to be in the kitchen with me. As fi you could burn by proxy.

7:17 PM  
Blogger Cruel Hazel said...

It's because we're crazy, Jose'. Crazy crazy people.
Crazy crazy ROBOT people!
PIRATE robot people!
Damn! Now I have ideas!

10:04 PM  

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