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Thursday, December 09, 2004

Just a little.

I now have MySpace. I'm a sellout.

Sorry.

posted by Chef Z at 12:43 PM

Friday, December 03, 2004

ABORT GOVERNMENT! GO! GO! GO!

Right. Tom Ridge, the head of Homeland Security, has just resigned from Bush's cabinet, making him the SEVENTH Bush Cabinet member to resign, following other notables such as Attorney General John Ashcroft, Commerce Secretary Don Evans, Secretary of State Colin Powell, and Education Secretary Rod Paige.

Listen, these are major positions. POWELL. ASHCROFT. They're both bailing out. Does this worry the shit out of anyone else?

I'm just saying, if I see the bomb squad start running, then I'm sure as hell not gonna stick around.

posted by Chef Z at 12:09 AM

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Right Wing Eye

Cruel Hazel's back from Thanksgiving break!

....And going straight into finals week.

Updates will be a bit sparse until finals are over, kiddos.

But for now, check out Right Wing Eye, a parody of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It was originally done as an ad for the March for Women's Lives in April '04. That was a hell of a rally.

Go ahead, look.

I'll be here.

Working on my 9 page Political Humor Analysis.

*sigh*

-CH

posted by Chef Z at 1:22 AM